Oh my God, look at you. Anyone else hurt in the accident
Don Rickles
"Like a death at a birthday party, you ruin all the fun... Like a sucked and spat out smartie, you're no use to anyone."
John Cooper Clarke
He has a face like a Saint - A Saint Bernard.
Anon
"She has an insipid double chin, her legs are too short, and she has a slight potbelly."
Richard Burton talking about Elizabeth Taylor
She loves 'NATURE' - In spite of what it did to her.
Anon
Who picks your clothes - Stevie Wonder?
Don Rickles
When He comes into a room, the mice jump on chairs.
Anon
I don't want you to turn the other cheek - it's just as ugly.
Anon
Can I borrow your face for a few days? My ass is going on holiday.
Anon
See, that's what's meant by dark and handsome. When it's dark, he's handsome.
Anon
Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you?
Anon
Don't you need a license to be that ugly?
Anon
Every girl has the right to be ugly, but you abused the privilege!
Anon
I've seen people like you before, but I had to pay admission!
Anon
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